I'm Not Bruce But I Play One on TV Update
du Nord, June 5, 2008
What's up y'all? Your man SF from The Offside Rules again. I'm here pinch hitting for Il Brucio whilst he is away attempting to bring joy to the English.See what I mean? I'm sure that cat on the left is a nice bloke and all but he looks like he could use an injection of smile-juice. Our Bruce, on the right, has no such problem so he just going let the whole of Blighty take in through osmosis. They'll be fine after that, so long as they don't watch anymore Lars Von Treer films.EDITORIAL NOTE FROM BRUCE: That guy on the left was not dour. He just sat through 90 minutes of Team USA at Wembley. I was posing for the camera like a trained monkey. So please, if you have to blame someone, don't blame the man, blame the inducer.Now what would make Bruce even happier is that if in his stead I put up something mentioning this weeks MLS games. Week 11 is almost like a Lifetime mini-series with games on every night from today until Sunday. Between the league matches, 2 US national team games, and the start of Euro 08 I d