Zis Is Zee German Coast Guard!

du Nord, June 11, 2006

Hallo!Wolf Druce here checking in from Cologne. I am hot and sweaty and tired, but alive and well. Last night in Frankfurt was absolute insanity! England were playing there and about 30,000 drunken stupid sunburned Englishmen partied all night on the river in front of our hostel! There was a big TV anchored in the middle of Main River right across the street from us and by Noon the banks were packed for a 3pm kickoff. They then parited all night long after the pathetic 1-0 win. My brain is dead so I am gonna sign off and watch Mexico v Iran.Love and Kisses,Bruceps. Portugal is staying in the hotel right next to us so the whole street is blocked off by the coppers.

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